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This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

hi i am chinese and there is no such thing as this. some people hang money bags or red envelopes (红包) around their house for good luck—but 5 days occurring in the same month? no. if you look at your calendar, you can see that that many days can happen in any month (this chain went around a couple years ago raving on about july). we also didn’t use the western calendar until the Qing Dynasty fell, so it would be a little dumb to create a “feng shui tradition” that late in our 2000+ history. yeah 8 is like the most auspicious number because it sounds like fortune but like pleaaaaaaaaase don’t just buy into this stuff because it sounds “mystic”. and why would friday, saturday, and sunday be important other than it’s the weekend? people didn’t just magically get money on the weekend. the process for choosing days during which to receive money is lunar-based and much more complicated than that. feng shui has nothing to do with this, too. feng shui is about the orientation of objects around the natural environment (which explains why people would hang things AROUND THEIR HOUSES instead of reblogging some dumb tumblr chain). feng shui has qualities that require you to suspend your disbelief, but it literally has a FOUNDATION in METAPHYSICS. you can’t just pull something about “money” and “luck” out of your butt and call it feng shui. 

please please please pass this along with what i’ve written because if i see this pop up on my dash again i might sob because i find this REALLY insulting

^thank you

come on guys this is LITERALLY the kind of stuff you saw in a chain junk mail on AOL in the last decade

and even if you believe in lucky shit or whatever, this post in particular is still just fundamentally offensive and inaccurate on so many levels

why

I checked my calendar we get five fridays, saturdays, and sundays again in May 2015. The fifth month. I don’t understand why people would make ridiculous claims about things tied to the calendar, it’s as easy as clicking on your desktop calendar and scrolling ahead to verify.

http://slimmeroo.tumblr.com/post/93803815065/its-so-hard-for-me-to-not-start-shit-in-like-the

slimmeroo:

its so hard for me to not start shit in like, the gender tags on tumblr, now that im actually looking at them. there are so many people throwing fits about who is Real Trans and it’s like

i didn’t realize you were the gender police, can i see your badge

SUPER GOOD POINT. Learning is a lame process that involves making lots of mistakes sometimes and, well, time. I can’t agree more with the sentiments of this post.

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